The Proof Is In The Pants

What if, Perchance, The plaintiff, Sir Pants, Caught the defendants, Sir Pull, Mrs. Miserable, and Maestro Throw All hurling his purple girdle in a photo That's dated The day he waited Bare brass button naked For the bus? Thus the catalyst For all of this fuss Traces back to the crust of the earth The ashy dust in the hearth The scraggly tufts of goat girth Standing before the jury-- The very terrible three-- Whose verdict can only be *_GUILTY!_*