Sir Pants: A Tragic Comedy of Misfortuned Existence
Sir Pants loathed every day he was tailored to experience. Entangled on the cold wooden floor, the sun would warm his putrid pile state. His owner would rise…
Sir Pants
While the serpent mission is on, (http://ficly.com/challenges/879) I am instituting a funny challenge! When I type SERPENT, it often comes out SERPANT, like SIR PANT. So this is the SIR PANTS challenge! Write a tale about Sir Pants! Sir Pants can have an adventure as a pair of pants, or as a poor knight by the name of Pants. You decide! I'd love funny, epic, short or long, Pants adventures. Have fun!
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8 entriesSir Pants Reads the Dictionary
Sir Pants turned to the Ps in the dictionary. There was more than one definition. It was having an identity crisis. It began to hyperventilate.
The Quest For Sur Pants
In the district of Albula in the canton of Graubünden in Switzerland lies the isolated village of Sur, an unremarkable place and the most unlikely…
Knighthood for a squire
The hoofs of their horses thundered below them. Weapons beat against armor in the familiar rhythm of gallop. Speed was the only hope of escape. The king had…
Oh Pants
The airport security office served as a poor interrogation room, but Dayton International wasn’t exactly a bustling hub of anything. Agent Lefleur sighed and…
The Proof Is In The Pants
What if, Perchance, The plaintiff, Sir Pants, Caught the defendants, Sir Pull, Mrs. Miserable, and Maestro Throw All hurling his purple girdle in a photo…
Knight in shining tighty-whitey armour.
Dashing round his room, jumping on his bed, he knew no-one would approve, but that would never stop the courageous Sir Pants. He had already traversed the…
Outrageous Commands and Contrasting Demands.
“Oh, this is really quite dull,” declared the bored Queen. “Just bash in his skull. I don’t want him seen.” With a start and a hop, the nearest poor fop Ran…