The TV in the Attic
Quotes: 1 “ONE of you broke the TV in the attic,” “It DIDN’T just break itself!” 2 “Look, you kids need to figure it out. Either I punish you all or I punish…
False Idols
He was dancing. His denim whispered in hush tones, leg to leg, as his massive thighs chafed against one another. The laminate flooring groaned with each jete…
Two
They loomed out at him through the dimly lit space. Frightening looking, a fact that was only amplified by the dark music flowing in the background. The…
Another night for Theodore
He was groggy. It was late, or reaaally early, depending on how you looked at it. His clothes were covered with stains of food. He stared at the television…
If Life was Made Easy
Sometimes I wish that I could fast-forward through the day. That’s what “that girl” said. So, the world zipped by all of a sudden with swirling blurs and the…
Cancelled
Fae jumped onto the sofa excitedly, a grin slapped across her well structured face, her freckles seeming to stretch. The springs squeeked, not happy being put…
Artifacts
The silver drone looked like a sleeping porcupine, festooned with bent antennae and cracked satellite dishes. In this eternal night beyond the static of life…
March 15th
So. March 15th. It was a Monday. I had college and was up mega early at the crack of dawn, like every other weekday. As I was sitting eating my breakfast in…
The Earth's Epiphany
The Earth orbited the Sun, pondering as it went. It had come to the conclusion that “What is 6 multiplied by 9?”, even in the base 13 system. The Earth was…
Impact
I’m in the living room having my first beer of the night when I hear a crash and a scream. The crash doesn’t scare me--my Mellie isn’t exactly the most…
A Message To A Shaken Country
As the president entered the vault, the president told the agents to get the cameras rolling. His agents quickly began booting up all the cameras, and alerting…
I'm having a (tele)vision
This is boring. Watching TV had slowly degraded for an old gentleman named Mr. Beff. The quality’s gone downhill. There’s less channels than ever. He had…
TV Bites
“Hey, Derek.” I say over the phone, watching reruns of Derek’s show on TV. “What is it, Caroline?” His voice is annoyed, like I made his coffee decaf instead…
The First and Last Date
“May I offer we go and get some coffee, its usually open late on a Friday?” “I don’t know, only if you want to.” And I thought first dates where easy Here I…