Go to Hell!
You go to Hell...and you find a pie. You see the devil Do you eat it, or throw it at the devil?
The Note Writer
122 stories written on Ficly, 2009–2010, shared under CC BY-SA 3.0. Their page on ficly.com
Drowned
He fell through the water, calling for help. He was alone, for now.
Hope is Cruel
Bill thought he had twelve seconds left. He hoped not. Hope failed.
The second and third sins, respectively
Mayhem and Havoc were released. The ugly bat things flew through the air- giving a good reason to call them “Mayhem and Havoc”. They flew around- and released…
The Menace
I was running. I held my weapon- a ray gun stolen from the enemy. I saw some of the aliens destroying my planet- I shot them both. They slumped over- and I…
My Creation Myth
John was a four year old at his first day of school. As he ran to his mother, he woke up. He was a god in a lonely universe. Nothing else existed. _Not for…
What did the darkness do?!?
The darkness conquered all, and existence went up in smoke. Note: (How’s this?)
A Suggestion II
Don’t swear in the titles of stories, either. You can’t mark the title of the story Mature.
Being the world's best belly button whistler for dummies
Here is how to be the world’s best belly button whistler in three easy steps: Step One: Go find the nearest asylum. Step Two: Tell them you want to be the…
Being a dummy for dummies
If you picked up this book, you must be a dummy. Here is how to be a dummy. ..... That was easy, huh?
The Last of the Humans
You go to see the last of the human’s last words, and his last words are “Who the crap are you?” You then realize that you are now the last of the humans, and…
Stalworth's Problem
Stalworth needed dragons to be written about. It was a state of emergency. John sat at his desk, thinking about how to write about dragons. He got up and found…
The Running Man Slows Down
THX set up the telephone. “Do you know what you’ll say?” “Yep,” The Note Writer replied. THX called AOL tech support, and The Note Writer started talking…
A Suggestion
Don’t swear in comments. You can mark a story mature, but you can’t mark a comment mature.
Searching for fizzy drinks
You look for fizzy drinks, and you find “Clock Cola” Will you drink it and burp try to burp or run away screaming?
Eat the Cake
You eat the rest of the cake, and you burp loud enough to send you to the land of clocks. You can: Time Travel Die Eat the clocks Take the clocks
"Ah Crap!"
“Ah crap!” Jeremy had messed up his atomic messenger device, and sent three messages throughout history. One was sent back to the time of the Dinosaurs…
Horror Challenge
As the victims screamed, their souls turned against them. NOTE: (I don’t think horror is my thing.)
Redux
By realizing there’s no way out, you become so puzzled and find a way out! You come to the Sewers of Hyperspace. You can: Meet Al Gore and help him clean up…
Peeing on the aliens
You pee on the aliens, and they crown you their leader to get you to stop peeing on them. You can: Go to Denver with the Matter Transporter Resign from…