Thanks Santa
I eagerly rushed to my Christmas stocking wondering what Santa had brought. It looked like quite a few pieces whatever it might be. I dumped out the contents…
The Night Before Christmas
Oh, how it snowed in Schenectady that year. Clouds touched the treetops with gray clutching fingers and enveloped our neighborhood so deeply in white that it…
Snakes On A Sleigh
“So we bring Sam Jackson back as FBI Agent Neville Flynn for the action sequal to Snakes on a Plane,” the screenwriter was telling me. “This time it’s all…
Merry Deathmas 3: Dreaming of a Fight Christmas
Santa sent a low clicking sound out of the corner of his mouth. The reindeer in the rear picked up Santa’s signal and forwarded it on to the lead. “Izawa,”…
Merry Deathmas 2: Deck the Balls
It was one of the reindeer who sensed the ninjas and alerted Santa to their approach with a well-timed shake of his bells. Santa deftly recalled an old spell…
Merry Deathmas
The air was filled with the sound of sleigh bells as he made his final approach to the workshop. It was a long and exhausting night, and he was glad it was…
Santa Problems
The snow had been falling for at least an hour. It was thick on the ground and thick in the sky and the pillow case clouds promised more. The wind caught every…
Little Miss Clara
Dear Santa, I was wondering if you could explain this whole “naughty or nice” thing. I need a little clarification before I make a crucial decision in my life…
Dear Santa, good luck...
Dear old Santa, Your such an %^$ ! Since that is the way you feel then there is nothing to be done about it. As is fair an equitable you won’t mind me taking…
Oh Santa...
Dear Santa, I want to be your wife. We have been dating now for several years and I think it is about time we are moving on. I mean where is this really going…
Game, Set, Match
Dear Grace, Just twittered about the crabs. Now James knows. Good luck with that, Santa
Dear Santa II
Dear Santa, Pictures and it’s a done deal. If it’s video you want, you have to get her to agree to threesome with Mighty Joe Young! Cordially, Sophia
Dear Sophia
Dear Sophia, I’ll see what I can do. But I want pictures. Video would also be acceptable. Love, Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa, Please make Emily wear the “Santa’s Little Helper” outfit I got her and have her call me sir all Christmas! She would look so good, it could be so…
Letter Of Concern
Dear Santa, I am very concerned about your mental and physical health, I would not say this is an intervention, per say, but more of a quest of compassion. One…
Dear Santa, I'm Dead
Dear Santa: I am dead and that’s kind of a bummer because, being new to being a ghost, I have no idea how that will affect Christmas. Being dead bites, Santa…
I deserve it!
Dear Santa, First of all Santa I’d just like to say thank you for my presents last year, although to be perfectly honest you didn’t give me everything I…
A Christmas Mouse
On the night before Christmas, there was a mouse. Mr Snuffles was sad because he had no place to go for Christmas and nothing to eat. He sat in the snow for a…
Don't tell the children...
I heard a loud crash as he slipped; On his large, fat ass he had tripped. His neck, it had broken His face, it was swollen And out of his nose, red blood…