Don't tell the children...

I heard a loud crash as he slipped; On his large, fat ass he had tripped. His neck, it had broken His face, it was swollen And out of his nose, red blood dripped. I stared with great horror As the fat man lay quivering. My legs warm and dripping My knees cold and shivering. With no jolliness or fun, No happiness or cheer, It looked like Christmas wasn't coming this year. Dang.