Don't Call Me "Mister"
Don’t call me mister I’m not ready for professional things Or so it seems That’s my theme And all that it brings I take it lightly Feeling mighty But instead…
That Particular Realist
Purple smirk over shoulder In dreams where I’m older When in truth I’m just a child in a summer growing colder What a bummer And as I give my smoldering glare…
The Challenge of Love is to Overcome Fear [Rap]
Paralyzed with indecision, Pair of eyes seeing double vision Wishing I could just say hello, Sifting for gold at a bordello, Jello for legs, love is a plague…
Whites of Your Eyes
We tell our kids When they get hit Don’t retaliate You’re just asking for trouble, Tell some official Nothings settled with more pummel, Communication Not…
stop thinking
»Fuck«, he thought as he was standing on the same spot for like, don‘t know, the 12th time. Guess this whole thing climaxed in a mix of greed for stacking…
"Thoughts"
The future is cloudy With my anxious mind And I think all day Is it worth my time But you know what This aint no ballad Not a story No mind’s too crowded With…
Freestyle
Green gasoline Flame consumer Sizzle lean steamer Smoke plume fumer Look up above, crazy loon, I simply love lunar moon dust Puffs of perfume and donuts…
Above The Cutting Edge
(MC T picks up the mic. It feels cold and alien to his touch-- far from the warm energy and sweaty palm residue it once had.) This new stream of piss and grits…
Ode to Sue Sylvester
LL- Kay! and I’m rockin’ like a Cool Kat. I don’t bust it ‘bout the hate and the rat-a-tat. LUV! is the message that I’m bringin’ you. Today I wanna pledge my…
Dear Muffin, Elsha, Krulltar, Mess, Joe, And Wift... *ahem
I’m an American. Monroe equals Marilyn. Taebo Hoe equals Muffin. I’m a good mic samaritan. I’ve withstood Six punk aryans Who think they’re ‘hood’-- Blaring…
Joe Is Not Even Slightly Mighty On Da Mic
Is Joe mighty? His flow politely goes Down nightly And rises with a brown nose, Unsightly, Wearing Elsha’s clothes-- Joe is likely To sing solo’s In a satin…
Muffin Enjoys Jazzercise
Dear Muffin (A.K.A. Pastry Puff McMuff), Jazz class? You obviously meant Jazzercise-- You’re the tight clothes type who gets a rise From sweat rolling down the…
Pastry Puff McMuff
Mc Muffin still wants lessons? I can sleepwalk his expressions Off the steep stocks of great depressions He needs my permission to cheap talk-- His voice I…
A Talk With ElshaHawk
ElshaHawk, I don’t mean to ruffle feathers But we have to talk Ouch! keep your talons on the leather! My arm is not a chopping block! You clumsy flesh…
Krulltar Shmulltar
Krulltar is like a vulture But can’t hold down the rotten scraps He rips off of vulgar culture So he regurgitates them in raps. Game over We differ I’m better…
Return of the Mack (MC T.)
(MC T. exits the ladies room and buttons up his shirt. Muffled cries call out for him to come back. He gets back up on stage.) ‘Rorschach’ has the cadence of a…
MC T.
(MC T. snatches the mic from mid-air and climbs up on stage.) “Mc Mess and Muffin Talk tough but they’re bluffing-- Straight blowing the mic When they’re…
Toodeloo, Hulu [Jacquelyn Hyde Challenge]
Hey Hulu, could you come in here a minute? These days you’re always buffering. Is your heart really in it? I tried to stay commited when you lost Jon and…
Stimulus, Taxes and Rap
MJ Young, I saw ya rappin’ Complain’ ‘bout taxes All da money you send When da gov’ment axes Den you vote fo’ da man Dat promise you hope It’s all an illusion…
State Of the Union
What’s up with people? Don’t know how to play nice Whining to the boss ‘Bout your petty price How you don’t like so and so So you want them canned Fired…