MC T.

(MC T. snatches the mic from mid-air and climbs up on stage.)

"Mc Mess and Muffin Talk tough but they're bluffing-- Straight blowing the mic When they're huffing and puffing Put those air-heads on a spike And watch 'em pop into nothing They couldn't constitute coffin stuffing Too airy on the mic like two prostitute fairies Their panties are too tight for any voice to carry.

WHAT!?!"

(MC T. respectfully places the mic back in its stand and acknowledges the thunderous applause. Two girls start buying him drinks.)