There Is Something Wrong With The Afterlife
Ever since that day on the operating table, Otto kept having visions of ‘the Great Beyond.’ He spent days in the local library to find out more about what he…
(I Am Not The) Guatamalan Nipple
As Otto walked into the arena, his recruiter handed him a costume and said his first match would begin as soon as he has changed. When asked about practicing…
Who's Afraid Of Canadians?
Having the right wrestling name, the recruiter had told him, would make all of the difference. Ideally, it should in strike fear into the hearts of his enemies…
Stepping Into The (Kielbasi) Ring
Less than 24 hours after his surgery, Otto was able to sign himself out of the hospital. Remembering that his lime green AMC Pacer was in the shop, he started…
The Doctor Said He Was Polysplenic
As Otto rested in his hospital bed, Dr. DaFrick visited him and commented on how remarkable his recovery was going. The doctor mentioned that he had noted…
A Miracle Involving Kielbasi
Since his near-death experience on the operating table, life took on a new meaning with Otto. Eyewitnesses reported the forklift that he was operating shifted…
Otto Meets His Fate
Otto stepped into the warehouse and approached the fatherly greyed gentleman behind the desk. Enthralled by Otto’s tale hardship, love, cross-country travel…
Otto and The Afterlife
Ever since that day on the operating table, Otto kept having visions of ‘the Great Beyond.’ He spent days in the local library to find out more about what he…
Standing In The Spotlight
As Otto walked into the arena, his recruiter handed him a costume and said his first match would begin as soon as he has changed. When asked about practicing…
The Guatamalan Ripple
Having the right wrestling name, the recruiter had told him, would make all of the difference. Ideally, it should strike fear into the hearts of his enemies…
Jumpin' Into The Ring
Less than 24 hours after his surgery, Otto was able to sign himself out of the hospital. Remembering that his lime green AMC Pacer was in the shop, he started…
The Man With Three Spleens
As Otto rested in his hospital bed, Dr. DaFrick visited him and commented on how remarkable his recovery was going. The doctor mentioned that he had noted…
New Strides In Kielbasiology
Since his near-death experience on the operating table, life took on a new meaning with Otto. Eyewitnesses reported the forklift that he was operating shifted…
She Took My Heart....and Spatula
While Otto and Dixie ate Tastee-Kakes in the Turkey Hill parking lot, a dark brown Chevy Caprice pulled into spot next to them. Tony stepped out of the car…
Drive Though The Night
Blurry-eyed from driving through the night, Otto and Dixie arrived at a Schuylkill County Turkey Hill in time to see the sun rise over Shenandoah, PA. Gorging…
Spatula-wielding Crimefighter
As Otto drove out of town, Dixie told him about the bag of Susan B. Anthony dollars. The Mayor, in his generosity to give Otto the ‘Rainbow Wig Bandit’s’…
The Key To The City
The Mayor and its police chief who witnessed Otto bravery defeat the ‘Rainbow Wig Bandit’ decided to make Tuesday, August 30th, 2011 ” Otto Day”.After a…
The Rainbow Wig Bandit
Otto instantly recognized the ‘Rainbow Wig bandit’ from all the newspaper photos. This colorful criminal had left a trail of confusion & fear by stealing only…
It All Began With A Spatula
Otto decided that his drifting days were over. The haze of his Orange Mad Dog hangover lifted as he drank his coffee at the Pemberville Diner. Otto thanked the…
Supporting The Drifting Habit
Perhaps disillusioned by drinking a whole bottle of Orange Mad Dog, Otto found the first day of his new life as a drifter completely unfulfilling. Otto…