The Battle of the Cans 5 : Saving Private Zero

*Pepsi*: Why....why? WWHHYY? *Coke Zero*: SUP BITCHES? I WAS JUST CHILLIN BEHIND THE COUCH AND I FIND THAT FUCKER! I THINK IT'S MY COUSIN OR SOMETHING.OH AND I'M STRAIGHT UP Z. *Pepsi*: WHEW! Don't scare me like that. We have to go! *Coke*: Do we take that weird celery thing? *Pepsi*: Yes! *Japanese Celery Soda*: Konichi- *Coke Zero*: WE KNOW. YOU ARE SAYING HI. FUCK. YOU'VE SAID IT LIKE 900 TIMES. LEARN ENGLISH. OR DON'T TALK AT ALL. OK? I'M STRAIGHT UP Z. AND I SAY STOP IT. *Diet Coke*: I'm glad we found you guys. It was way to peaceful in there with out you. *Diet Pepsi*: I agree.

The 6 cans rolled away in happiness. And one by one went up the spaghetti string.

They were home at last.

*Coke*: Ah...fridge sweet fridge. *Pepsi*: Hey...who's the new guy?

Coke store in shock of what lay ahead of him...