Employees must wash Han*s

Hans was about to wash his hands, but before he could get to the sink, a Hazmat team burst through the door! They squirted Hans with soap, and sprayed him with water, and repeated. It was on the 42nd cycle that he saw a sign on the wall and realized what it was all about: _Employees must wash Han*s_. He remembered that he had a Sharpie in his pocket. He pulled it out, jumped, and threw it at the sign, changing the *S* to a *D*. Suddenly, a giant disembodied hand walked in.