Exhibit A

It was getting hard to see you way up on that pedestal where you placed me, so I'm glad that you finally realized just how human I can be. I tried to convince you I was ordinary but you refused to hear me, and now you're shocked cuz you finally noticed what you had always refused to see. You lit me up and inhaled, taking all there was to take. You exhaled everything that was left and, in the ashtray, stubbed out my mistakes. What I've learned is that when it seems something is too good to be true that it usually turns out to be that way. Exhibit A: you.