Stalworth's Problem
Stalworth needed dragons to be written about. It was a state of emergency. John sat at his desk, thinking about how to write about dragons. He got up and found a book called _The Insane Ramblings of Meister Stalworth_. He was inspired, and wrote about a dragon with a mechanical arm and stepped on metal boxes. Stalworth was destroyed the next day by the Meister of Lands because they went against the laws of write-craft: _Never take ideas from insane ramblings._