A Farmhand's Last Laugh
There once was a farmhand called Brock, Who the rest of the farmers would mock, He just couldn’t breed hens, Whilst the others had tens, But he had one…
Limericks are fun. Even more fun are naughty ones. You know what I'm talkin' about. Write one!
There once was a farmhand called Brock, Who the rest of the farmers would mock, He just couldn’t breed hens, Whilst the others had tens, But he had one…
I hear of a man with a duck who had the most terrible luck Diabetes it seems had invaded his jeans and now he could no longer… unthinkingly consume large…
There once was a lad named muffy Who lusted not for a shot of the pink and puffy It was mechanical steel parts Not a warm loveling heart. That gave our boy a…
There once was a girl from Vermont, who had an extraordinary duck. She hugged it a bit, and out came some eggs, and an instructional video on the Karma Sutra.
There once was a man from TenneSSEE!! He had an enormous Tennee-WEE! “Two feet and an inch!”, he’d boast, in a pinch, but it may have been as long as…