The Taming of The Shr-it
I met Mr. Lahey today. Sort of. Familiar with Trailer Park Boys? No? Wikipedia should help. Or, if you’re brave, Youtube. Our story begins when the dastardly…
Jay
12 stories written on Ficly, 2009, shared under CC BY-SA 3.0. Their page on ficly.com
The Strip of Delight
A breakfast of pure immeasurable bliss, An eggy delight, a sweet sizzling kiss, it’s laid out before me, my tired eyes still glazed, With this fair meal my…
The Man From The Other Poem But In The Past
In Tennessee there was Tiny Lil’ Fred and sometimes he wished he were dead. but one day he grew tall, and on top of it all, he grew much more than tall, it is…
The Man From Tennessee
There once was a man from TenneSSEE!! He had an enormous Tennee-WEE! “Two feet and an inch!”, he’d boast, in a pinch, but it may have been as long as…
"DTAH! DTAH! DTAH!"
“DTAH! DTAH! DTAH!” The crowd roared. Everything was going splendidly. Damon could hardly believe his ears. “DTAH! DTAH! DTAH!” The foundations of the building…
A Lover's Lament
I have fallen, my love. Fallen down into a pit of despair. I feel split down the middle, cleaved in two, rent into... bah, do you see my torment? I have been…
A Day in the Life of Messiah Marcolin
After coming out of an insane motorcycle backflip, Messiah Marcolin, lead singer of the doom metal band Candlemass, takes a moment to ponder. “Shall I take a…
To My One True Love
I’ll just open the damn thing and find out once and for all, Zach thought, taking a long drag from his cigarette, and then ramming it into the ashtray. _If…
C'est presque incroyable!
I am aware he is a true master, un artiste véritable, un compositeur magnifique! He has done more for music than any other man in Paris. Mais, Mon dieu...…
The Legendarye Queste To Gette Up And Go To The Mysticale Fridge
Gather ‘rounde, fellow goodly knightes and faire maerrymakers! For thise saucy troubador has a talle tale to singe to thou, a tale as olde as ye merry olde…
Girl Noses
I like this girl’s nose. It’s kinda-sorta bulbous at the end. Starts poking up at the middle of the bridge, and practically curves upward at the tip. It’s just…