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Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)
145 stories written on Ficly, 2009–2011, shared under CC BY-SA 3.0. Their page on ficly.com
Sorry Temporarily Closed for Corporal Punishment
sorry this poem needed work it could have been so much more they never grow to be exactly what we want and the ones we hate Are on the lists for months Well…
St. Lawver's Day
The old man rocked in his chair, tilting his head slightly to see what the cheers of the television were all about. “I don’t know why you keep looking, you’re…
Joe Montana Wins The Superbowl.
Superbowl sunday 1984, two hooligan kids from lawler avenue were pounding away at a video game in a Junior Food Mart, at the end of Lawler Avenue. “Oh yeah…
Vogon Poetry
This is from the Vogon poetry generator http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml As we all know vogons have the third worst poetry in…
Shoe Dial (Poem Challenge)
They loath to wait. steps creep porch swings swaggle sparkling six gun second hands and terry cloth capes. Rubber boots kick dust klack boards thud chairs and…
The LoA Wants You
This was a double post but it also a good time to join the LoA…
The New Red Star (Poem Challenge)
Why don’t they tell me to paint a target on her? Sewing needle or rapier. Small rouge sign on a gray wool sweater. “The star of your children; you will wear it…
The Coma (Poem Challenge)
The Coma The box, a squacking crow, mimmicks the stanzas of organ music pumping the anthem in mechanized time Maidens try to pray the lifeless form, whose…
Shell Shocked (A Chicken In An Egg)
I scratch a line On the wall of my cell For each day I spend in my round opal jail. I’m growing a weapon To pound free from this house, But the orange heavy…
The Search Is On.
They stood outside the bar in Barstow and eyeballed the police like they had committed a crime as the cop questioned Juan, “So chew are chryin to so dat dis…
The King's Audience (Song Challenge)
The angels converged on the sequined Deity, who possessed the sardonic of wit of Walt Whitman and the hair style of fog horn leghorn. In spite of his…
The Rose's Kiss (Kiss Me Challenge)
The Dirty hotel room smelled like piss, if you threw it up. I could see the skinny stick figure junkies on the bed, through the cracked bathroom mirror. They…
There Are Last Stories And There Are Last Stories.(Evil Chall)
“It was a dark and stormy night.” The masked man yelled as he pulled the paper out of the typewriter. “You have to be kidding me, what kind of hack have you…
A Good Martini.
The screaming mother’s haunting shrills peirced the ears of Dr. Young, before she left the O.R. The voluptous nurse who looked more at home on a pole…
Heaven Without Hamburgers (Poem)
Oh why, I must ask did I argue so well? I mean all of my friends were already in hell my accountant, fellow lawyers, even ally McBeal “Yeah Right“I told St…
Bow Tie Lips And Dollar Store Panties
“Put him back in the toilet till he talks.” There are alot of things a person can think about when a 6’5” 350 LB drag queen named Simone is holding their head…
The Bloody Return To Eden.
“Sire, I hear more angels coming.” “I will not be pawed at” “Please sire we must go.” The templar ground his teeth at the barren tree surrounded by snow in the…
Tom Thumb In The Twilight Zone.
“I gut frendz in loe plazes” played in the background. I stepped to the counter at the Tom Thumb, which I am sure is another evil arm of Oprah’s consumer…
Eating Endangered Species And Hunting For Treasure.
The tapir huh?” “They are slow and fat and taste like chicken bacon.” “Aren’t they an endangered species?” “Besides being a stranded treasure hunter in the…