from the Ficly archive

C. Augusto Valdés

61 stories written on Ficly, 2009–2011, shared under CC BY-SA 3.0. Their page on ficly.com

  1. Dead Rodians tell no tales (Part 2)

    We were paid good credits to silence this Tetsu scum called Greedo, we were going to give some of it to a Diollan, but Thuku here had a better idea. We Rodians…

    May 8, 2011 sequel

  2. Dead Rodians tell no tales (Part 1)

    Name’s Neesh, this here is Thuku, my associate. They called me that because as a youngling I wouldn’t stop wailing. Thuku and I were poor back in Rodia, lush…

    May 8, 2011

  3. Citrullus Puericalzii

    LOCAL MAN CULTIVATES WONDER FRUIT Mr. Brian Greene from Collumbus, Illinois is the winner of this year’s Farm Fair. Amidst the giant watermelons and the…

    Mar 11, 2011 (1)

  4. I think I'm alone now

    Once upon a time there wasn’t a day when I didn’t wake up sore. Sometimes he would keep me up all night, just hitting me until his coffee couldn’t keep him…

    Mar 4, 2011 (2)

  5. SEX!!!

    He walked down the street to meet his brother, whom he hadn’t seen for a really long time. They parted ways back in the old country and now they finally got…

    Mar 3, 2011 (1)

  6. Beseech

    Her eyes were the brightest, two unknown moons in a red planet. As I walked away from her I could listen to her crystalline voice, shattering like a glass…

    Mar 1, 2011

  7. Monster from Another Dimension.

    It arrived one day, able to teleport, to go back and forward in time, able to create matter from out of thin air. Although it has a childish voice it’s…

    Feb 26, 2011 (1)

  8. ...people ask me if I know...

    Everyone thinks she is beautiful, the perfect wardrobe, the perfect smile; sweet without being cloying, the perfect voice; as if she scripted her own words…

    Feb 26, 2011 (1)

  9. The Bride

    It’s laying before me, polished, brand new. It even smells like a new car but then again it’s the formaldehyde. You can’t tell she’s artificial, I kept myself…

    Feb 25, 2011 (1)

  10. Centzon Totochtin

    “Como cien conejos” All the old guys roared with laughter. “Ánene, chúpele más, llega hasta los cuatrocientos” Guess I shouldn’t have taken that turn and…

    Feb 24, 2011

  11. Hermit

    Know she is coming. Saw her the first time in the park, can’t use mere words to describe how perfect she was. Manned up and asked her out. Ridiculously easy…

    May 6, 2010 (1)

  12. Children of Oz

    “Will I ever see you again?” “You know you are coming with me, I am going to take you home” “Don’t lie, please. I am old enough to know the difference” I gazed…

    Apr 28, 2010 (1)

  13. Heretics of Oz

    “He has taken the castle” “And that’s exactly what we planned” The thin fingers of the old woman clutched an ancient tome, the pages damaged by humidity…

    Apr 27, 2010 (1)

  14. Fire in the sky

    The world is going up in flames. What value could their lives have if they hold nothing as holy? Even their false idols they hold in deep contempt. Even their…

    Apr 26, 2010 (1)

  15. Messiah of Oz

    I have to land somewhere. It is safe to assume they are not after me anymore, but they have my Father. Greedy manbeasts, will they ever be satisfied? It’s been…

    Apr 25, 2010 (3)

  16. The Oscar goes to...

    I wish I had the opportunity and/or the guts to stand in front of millions in a rented tux, Kiss the Hollywood starlet and simply say: “I deserve this”

    Apr 19, 2010

  17. God Emperor of Oz

    I was born today to serve the Emperor. They gave me my memories and instructions, when I walk the palace it’s like a window appeared in my head and I knew…

    Apr 19, 2010 (1)

  18. Here is the house

    I didn’t know we had an attic. I assumed the second floor led directly to the roof, but you know how it is here in the suburbs, I visited my friend Kaycee and…

    Apr 12, 2010 (2)

  19. Sorry for breathing

    Found out what you did, you are really sloppy at keeping tabs on your own lies. I know, I learned from the best. Next time try keeping a diary, it helps you to…

    Apr 11, 2010 (1)