Nerd Wars (Day 3)
“I am the biggest nerd here, obviously.” Said the girl dressed in a strange warrior-like outfit. She had plastic ridges glued to her forehead and fake teeth…
Star Bucks: Where No Barista has Gone Before
“Sir!” the ensign shouted, spinning in his chair to face the captain. “Proximity sensors detect a fleet of Triple Venti Caramel Macchiatos!” The captain arched…
Missed Connections, San Diego Craig's List
Date: 2011-07-25, 3:56PM PDT Reply to: *Reply to this Post* You: Princess Leia in the gold bikini, but not like the 326 others. You were the one who…
Love Letter to a Cylon
Dearest Grace Park, I’ve been watching you for a while now. I know your not a real Cylon and thats a shame, but at least I can tell you how amazing you are…
Number of the Beast
Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Federation starship ‘Enterprise’ materialized on the surface of the planet ‘51 Pegasi d’ and was immediately arrested…
I AM a GEEK!
I’m not a nerd or a dweeb. I don’t have a pocket protector, Have tape over my glasses, or have a squeaky voice like Steve Urkel. I don’t have a billion dollars…
We ain't all the same
He walked into the office. The office loudmouth blurted out “here’s the IT geek, the guru, come on fix it” His auto defence shields sprang into action all…