#spoof

  1. The Master

    Author: bluefish

    The kid got out of his dented Olds and hefted his duffel. He checked the address again. The grew long and the porch sagged. After he knocked on the door, the…

    Jan 3, 2011 · Ficly archive

  2. Elf Kindergarten

    Author: E. Williams

    Ulydorah skipped all the way to elf kindergarten. She lived in a moving tree by the whispering river down from the tall mushroom that was the school. Ulydorah…

    Sep 5, 2009 · Ficly archive (2)

  3. The Turtle Shows the Way

    Author: E. Williams

    They walked down the front steps of the farmhouse that were as gray as wildebeests. The wind sweeped between them, sounding like voices at a great symposium…

    Sep 5, 2009 sequel · Ficly archive

  4. The Burgundy Cat

    Author: E. Williams

    Hume was the Chesire Cat’s cousin. Not striped. Not witty. And he was definitely not cruel. Cheshire, or Cheshy, as he likes to be called around family, was…

    Aug 29, 2009 · Ficly archive (1)

  5. The Turtle Speaks

    Author: E. Williams

    His bare foot swished water across the floor and a turtle came into the room. “It’s not that you’re alone,” it said. It smelled like the ocean, but Ethan…

    Aug 27, 2009 · Ficly archive (3)

  6. The Catcher in ... whatever

    Author: ethelthefrog

    ...We’ll be right back after these messages... Holden Caulfield is a young man on the brink. He is on the line this time. His entire way of life as a spoilt…

    Aug 20, 2009 · Ficly archive (11)