Re: Confirmation of Recreation
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The Identity That is John Holland
John Holland, or so he had named himself, posted his best lines of marketing on fiction sites all over the web. ‘You have to reach the people where they are…
The Bangkok Treatment
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Expenses
Dear Mr. Reinstedter, I hereby tender my resignation from your advertising firm. Your daughter really did write better copy than I did. Enclosed is also the…
Flummoxed
“Jenkins! This is some of the worst copy I’ve ever seen! My daughter’s a fourth-grader and she can write better than this!” “With all due respect, boss…I…
ATTENTION: your spam license has been revoked
Please report to the nearest corrections facility for an immediate evaluation. Note that your working pod may no longer be a valid location, and you may not be…
What kind of spam is it?
I asked, hoping it was the good kind. “Run-of-the-mill.” she said, text flickering green off of her glasses as she scrolled through it. “Some comment spammer…
Hidden Messages
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The Price of...
20 years ago, we thought that we could kill spam emails by banning and filtering them. Companies thrived on providing anti-spam filters and blocks, but the…