Smart Girls, Where Have You Gone?
As I meander through the chorus of dull weather and terrible working hours which litter my waking moments, I look back and reminisce. To the girl who was…
The Good and the Bad
Of course, as the situation demands, I call on some false bravado and appear unimpressed by the ease with which they caught me. “Look, you know how this ends…
A Night With Rodney Candycane, Railroad Tycoon
“Let’s build us some railroads for speedy transportation! Maybe someday even people‘ll walk ‘em!”
The Diary of a King: Stone Age
Today, Oog made an amazing discovery. We were throwing stones at the women, you know, having a laugh, when Oog throws a stone, misses, and it slides on the…
What Do You Think Of Me?
I ask my parents what they think of me and the conversation goes like this: “You are a beautiful girl,” my mom says. I’m not that pretty, nevertheless it is in…