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Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. They only hurt you because they are hurt themselves. Broken people break others…
Maybe I'm Actually A Flower
Flowers are interesting. They’re so delicate and yet strong. They thrive in rain or heat or sun or wind. But one thing they can’t really seem to withstand is…
I'm Back and I'm....
Absolutely, positively FUMING MAD!! And I can’t stand feeling like this. And I want my old self back. I want the innocence. And I crave the days when life was…
Teachers Make My Eye Twitch
Do not tell me to find specifc details in three months’ worth of info. Do not ask me to take eight finals at the same time. Do not make me study eight pages…
Problem Child
The reason I’m depressed now is you. I understand the past. I’ve reasoned it out. He was insane, you were blind, and that’s the cause for everything. People…
Above The Cutting Edge
(MC T picks up the mic. It feels cold and alien to his touch-- far from the warm energy and sweaty palm residue it once had.) This new stream of piss and grits…
Subject: Apology
To: Benjamin Wood I have been instructed to apologise for my thoughtless rant. I have also been ordered to persuade you to email me. My parents say that I have…
Why, Why, Why, Why, WHY, Is The X Factor So Damn Popular?!
It’s The Gong Show‘s fault. It started this whole stupid trend of singing competition reality TV shows... *** I see it this way: The Gong Show begat Pop…
Behind Barbed Wire
They knew I was innocent. But I was convicted anyway. And why, why did they convict me when I didn’t do it. They knew it wasn’t me. I couldn’t do it if I…
Mayor's lament
It’s not easy being mayor of this city. It wasn’t always like this, fighting in the streets, property damage in the millions, the entire world knowing who you…
Poetic Rant
There’s a theory, often stated That rules are made to be broken But then, there’s those folks who never bother. Artistry is not defined by breaking of the…
Mr. Man Of The Year
Are you really that important? Is it a necessity to be in constant contact with someone? People need to stop text messaging at inopportune times. It’s…
ZIPPERS! Zippers, people!
I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but what happens to people in cars that deducts 50% of their civility score? Why is it that drivers not only feel…
Hunger at 39,000 feet.
“’What’s the deal with airline food’ That line seems to be one of those that people immediately think of if you mention stand-up comedians, but I can’t say…