Idle No More
He Dreams of Dragons lifted the teepee flap and peered outside. The plain was full. Teepees, fires, horses, and people were all around. He Dreams of Dragons…
Derailing Inanity
“Sergeant, can I be frank?” “Only if I can be Ernest, sir.” “A fair point, but in retrospect, perhaps you should be frank, and I shall be earnest.” “Either way…
A Pun Most Noble
“I beg of your pardon, craftsman.” The knight sat on his horse with all the poise of a man of his station. “Can you tell me, please, how do I get to the Duke’s…
Pun Poem Just For Fun Poem
Be great. lyrically lacerate. Fully incapacitate hate With all of love’s hug weight (And love is a big sassy black woman).
Flight
One step at a time To take the flight But I look up And I can only stair
It's All in the Name
Ms. Ava Rice sat at her oak desk on her leather chair glaring at her stock portfolio. Two percent increase? Did her broker really expect her to be satisfied…
Wee Difficulties
“We - need - the - bathroom.” “Oui oui.” The clerk pointed to the back - the restrooms were on a side hall. “No - I just got some grease on my hands.” She…
42 Jump Street
The art gallery owner was glaring down at the amphibian police Sargent standing behind the station’s visitor’s counter. “No I don’t know what you mean by…
Posttranscriptional Event
Dr. Sterngold is very agitated. His assistant is late again and the photolithographic microarrays need to be characterised. He paces up and down checking his…
Light On, Lights Out
Mrs. Light stuck her head in her daughter’s room, “Ezzie, are you...” “Oh! Mom, hey mom! Yes, mom, hi, mom. Yeah! Hey, you look great, great. Great? Great…