Now Be Polite
She was incredibly thin, almost unhealthy looking. Her chest was flatter than any girl’s I had ever seen, poor thing. There was something else strange about…
A Boy and a Man
“Hey son, ahheck!” “Uhm... You okay mister?” The shy school boy approached the old man cautiously. He was sitting on a cardboard throne, dressed in old clothes…
She Wins, I Lose (2)
Or told me I was being rude, When I wasn’t. This is just venting, And venting it shall stay. because if I voice my feelings she’ll just say I’m wrong. Just…
A man and an alien walked into a milk bar...
“Hey, buddy!” He’d done this too many times. Faking the requisite bonhomie came naturally to a man like him. “Your pardon. Are you addressing me?” asked his…
Aflame
Alarmingly, and despite all my best efforts, I continue to be almost entirely engulfed in flames.