Under a Shady Tree
Contended I sat beneath a shady tree. True, at the moment it only shaded me from the cool, pale rays of the moon, but for some reason I insisted upon calling…
Orders
Curiosity got the best of him and he picked up the phone. “Hello,” he began. “Del’s Pizza Palace. How can I help you?” he continued in an eerily even velvety…
Thieves (2)
I wasn’t awake, otherwise I would have used my milk-dud powered little sister to scare them away, hence allowing me to keep the precious bunny slippers. As it…
Thieves (ficly challenge)
Once upon a thyme leaf, in a pizza place 3 blocks from a house that isn’t mine, a man named Luigi made a pizza. Aliens lost control of their flux capacitor…
Free Garlic Bread
On the way to my next client, I stop to buy a pizza at Pinocio’s. I search with my hands for my wallet, and then remember I’m low on change. “What will it be?”…
Tango's Pizza
“So that’s one extra large cheese pizza, hold the cheese, with extra bicycles? Would you like to try any of our extras? We’re having a sale on the tub of lard…
Flee
Jon turned right, running parallel to the dilapidated buildings of Park Street. No one really lived here anymore; the buildings were mostly stores and…
Speakers
The first distorted words of Photofinnish blasted through Mike’s speakers hooked up to the thousands of dollars of computer hardware. _...always ending on a…
My Only Love, To Last A Life Time
We had met up at the local pizza parlor. I went down to tie my shoes, you stood there watching. I got up from the ground, and walked away. You followed only in…
Introductions
I kept my arm around his waist as I turned to gesture at Maddy. I told him, “Baby, this is Maddy, and you remember Sam... Who owes you, what a buck from the…
Meatlovers
“Carla, I’ve got something I need to tell you. I’ve been having an affair.” Her face fell. “You have? Wh... who with?” Luke smiled. “With this pizza.” She…