Resale Value
Packed up and ready for the ol’ collection dumpster. I bet I’m losing about something shy of 400 bucks on this but that’s the burden of pragmatism. How do you…
Sir Pants Reads the Dictionary
Sir Pants turned to the Ps in the dictionary. There was more than one definition. It was having an identity crisis. It began to hyperventilate.
The Quest For Sur Pants
In the district of Albula in the canton of Graubünden in Switzerland lies the isolated village of Sur, an unremarkable place and the most unlikely…
Oh Pants
The airport security office served as a poor interrogation room, but Dayton International wasn’t exactly a bustling hub of anything. Agent Lefleur sighed and…
The Object Of Love Part II
James ordered the two biggest scoops from the parlor; he then waddled from side to side trying not to spill the chocolate, vanilla, strawberry blast all over…