Deep Insight
The older men get, the hairier they get until they need Draino just to take a shit.
Pissed At Asparaguses
Oh spare us Of our bright yellow pee, Asparagus, you nefarious little careless... Hey! And why the hell does it have to smell so funny!?
Derailing Inanity
“Sergeant, can I be frank?” “Only if I can be Ernest, sir.” “A fair point, but in retrospect, perhaps you should be frank, and I shall be earnest.” “Either way…
It.
“Stop. You’re doing that all wrong.” Who was talking? I was at home, alone, doing my homework. Just another Tuesday night. Whatever. I turned back to the…
Serious Questions and Serious Sayings
Saliva must taste like nothing. Also What if microphones could talk into *our* mouths? Also What if you saw a sea of souls see-saw Violently like waves in a…
A Pun Most Noble
“I beg of your pardon, craftsman.” The knight sat on his horse with all the poise of a man of his station. “Can you tell me, please, how do I get to the Duke’s…
Wishes
I wish You were Your sister (See, it even has extra line breaks like a real poem. Your sister would understand that.)
Pun Poem Just For Fun Poem
Be great. lyrically lacerate. Fully incapacitate hate With all of love’s hug weight (And love is a big sassy black woman).
New Product Name and Tagline
*God Blood* It does a body godly *Disclaimer*: God Blood will not grant you the power to resurrect, fly, see through walls, or part seas. Available at…
Let's Die!
Let’s die! You and I. Without asking why Or saying good bye. No caring. No whimper. No cry. No big fuss Because I Would just Like to know What it’s like to…
Todd: The Genius
Looking up from his microscope every minute or so to jot a note on the yellow pad, Fred worked with intense focus. His lab coat had some grunge stains on it…
Hope This Makes You Laugh
“Alice! Get up! Hurry or you’ll be late for bible school!” her mom screamed at her from downstairs. She got out of her bed, and put her jeans and a green…
Joke of the week...
Recently, a practically invisible, spray-on condom has been invented, and has been designed especially for gullible women.
...Just Waiting to Happen
By happenstance, three men entered the local tavern in quick succession. Father McMannus, Rabbi Pewterman, and Shaquawn Johnson the local basketball coach…