Shall I, or shall I not?
I put the hat on, and then, I go up to the store clerk. “Hey, nice hat you have on.” “Thanks. Can I buy it?” “Sure, but you’ll have to take it off!”
I Picked the Hat
It takes a lot of effort to enter the exalted ranks of The Hatters, you know. You can’t just buy a hat and learn the 38 secret uses of mercury, oh, no. The Hat…
The magical hat
Once, there a magical hat. It was made out of some sort of fabric that nobody but hippies knew about, which was varying colors of dark gray-green. It had a…
October Wind
I was walking home from the train station. I’d finished college a little late and it was now half past six. The streets were reasonably empty. Just a few…
Predictability
Today would be like all the rest. The real mailman would drop off the mail at 8 am and we would organize that with all of the files. The real mailman was a 60…
Mojo Hat
You know those stupid hats that people think are Jamaican? The ones with dreadlocks attached to them? Yeah, he bought one of those. Wore it around the…
Bad Day for Hats
It looked like every other hat he’d inspected on the line that day. Frankly, the darn thing looked like every other hat he’d inspected that year. Prior to that…