A Dozen Fresh Easter Eggs Please
“We barely broke even!” the chocolate store owner shouted. “You and I need to discover ways to bring in more customers”! We both defined who are customers…
A New Type of Egg
That’s me, egg connoisseur I’ve eaten eggs from dinosaurs The waitress asked scrambled Monsieur? No, I prefer mine organized MAGNIFIQUE !
Double Trouble
Being pelted with rotten eggs Really, really hurts. It isn’t just the stink of them: They’re messy too -- they squirts.
Recipe for Eggs
Eggs, eggs, Fruit of the hen. Sunnyside up In the pan, and then Add salt and pepper, Soupçon de cayenne.
Streams of Gold
Sandwiched between layers, Premier breakfast players, Anticipate morning fun, One stab later, From hungry haters, Cause broken yolks to run
Breakfast for Dinner
“We’re having breakfast for dinner.” “What about the ham?” “Your dog ate it. How do you want your eggs?” “Fido ate the whole ham?” “Well yeah, I guess the dumb…
The Price of...
20 years ago, we thought that we could kill spam emails by banning and filtering them. Companies thrived on providing anti-spam filters and blocks, but the…