Mr. Keeble's Ass
Eduardo slumped into his writing chair. “Don’t hunch like that, Eduardo,” said Mr. Keeble as he sat on the cherry wood desk. “Don’t sit on my writing-table…
A Silly Girls Plea
“Eduardo, why are you leaving me at a time like this!” “Because, to be painfully honest, your chest is flat.” “We talked about that, though. I can get…