I'm Still Fine
I stumble to the bathroom and step over the couple that passed out while making out to get to the sink. I try not to look at myself but my eye catches me in…
frivolous kisses
As the glass touches her lips and the red velvety courage enters her body, a metamorphosis occurs. No longer capable of walking confidently alone, she grabs…
Repeat.
Look at me, silly ‘ol me. What have I become? Doing breathing anything for a little coke and rum. Slurping Sipping here and there trying to forget my past…
Always Gone.
So i sit here once again. alone and you’re gone, always gone. But are you thinking of me too? See this aching in my brain simply won’t go away until you’re…
Good Question
Becky hiccuped. Another shot was definitely a bad idea. The cute guy who had finally come in, what was his name? Matt? Mike?- looked at her, shot glass in…
Piss Poor Comfort
Just before dawn and half past dead the floor on the way to the bathroom swung beneath my feet. The clock’s pendulum had nothing on me and my sorry existence…
Shackleton's Botch
Charlie fell on his ass, making a sad little splatch sound as he spattered his audience with mud. He found this hilarious. One of his victims barked in…
Drunk
Drunk, I am again, On a poison I doth favor. The high consumes my senses And renders me a fool. Lost is all my judgment, Lost is focus on my labor, The drink…
Ain't Got Nothin'
“Whazzat?” Eli stumbles over a loose floor panel, kicking crushed, empty beer cans. Another can is in his hand, little drops slipping down the side onto his…
Blurring Liqueur Language
What have you decreed Before you d (r) ied (--) Leave (s) ? What Have you seen When you’ve tried? Please, Tell me why Tiger eyed, black iris, Moving as they…
Chilling With the Guys
“Which would you rather be... Poor, old, or alone?” Frank asked as he sipped more of his beer. Him and his group of friends had been getting drunk and playing…
Now What, Let's Get em Drunk
It wasn’t just the anger that was getting to Glen, he scored bad coke from those punks in the trailer park on the outskirts of route 4. “What you boys doing?”…
Nominative determinism at work (June 23rd, 2010)
The man was drunk. Really, utterly blasted. So much so, that I wondered how he was still standing. He held the webbing strap so tightly that his knuckles were…
That's College For Ya
“Collin Firth my ass!” Sam spoke, bringing the beer bottle to her awaiting lips. We had been sitting together for the past, nearly, eight hours watching…
I don't even know what this story is about.
I argued with my wife, then decided that I wasn’t living life how I ought to. I went to a bar, had too much to drink, and got into a fist fight with some guy…
The One Thing About Him I Hate
one beer two beers three beers four he’s getting alittle tipsy and soon might hit the floor i hate it when he drinks it scares me to no end i just wish he…
Still Drunk
She kept her hands across her face for the majority of the ride. When we got to the house I carried her up the stairs, into the bathroom, and placed her…
Drunk
The road was deserted at four in the morning. The apartments loomed at the end of a long dark road, and I could see her car parked in front of one of the…
Welcome to M.A.D.D.
“Welcome to Mother’s Against Drunk Driving,” the lady at the podium announced. After an applause she continued. ” I see we have some new members. Welcome!” A…
Drunks are No Fun
Crap... I looked at the time. Was it that late already?! “Hey... uh, I have to go. I’ll see you in school tomorrow. Sorry. Bye” I rushed in a quiet…