Discussions What Shouldn't Be
The heavier of the cats, a grayish mass of fluff aptly named Fezzik, rolled his bleary eyes, “Perhaps if you had something original to say...” The slick black…
Precocious Cook and His Audience
“And so you see,” The teen aged boy said as he stirred the pot of caramelized onions, carrots, beans, potatoes, beef, and vegetable stock, “That is why…
Time To Panic (Day 11)
“Add seven tablespoons of mustard.” I muttered, scanning the recipe for the hundredth time. I reread it a couple times before I realized it says “teaspoons”…
Baby-Broccoli Dinner for Two
“Waaa-Waaaaa!” “For the love of all that is unholy, will you shut that damned baby up!” Esme yelled at her younger sister. Samara looked up, frightened. “I…
A Good Egg
Cool. Smooth. Round. Liberated from soft cardboard Corners and edges, crush and smash. tears. clarity drips to black Turns white.
Cooking a turducken for dummies
Ok. So you want to learn ‘ow to cook ze turducken. Ze turducken is a rare delicacy in my ‘ome country of France. You will need: A turkey A chicken A duck 250ml…
Babba's Kitchen
The smell of flour and exotic herbs assailed Rem’s nose and mind. He shut his eyes, intent on the feel of the place. Mouth moving silently, his own breath felt…
A Note Left on a Refridgerator
_Alright, Dude. This is not easy for me to ask, but I need your help. Let me repeat, I *NEED* your help. This is not an option. I’m bringing a girl home…
Roast Foul
Chef was singing softly to himself when someone entered his kitchen singing loudly as if in an amphitheatre. The chef was turned to see who had been singing…