Chicken Sandwich; A Warning.
It is possible to be out-smarted by just about anything if you’re not paying attention. Case in point: chickens. When in doubt, the chicken wants your…
Chickens
There is no way of nobly sitting on a chicken. Oh sure, they recommend sitting sidesaddle, but have you any idea how difficult it is to sit sidesaddle on a…
The General (Part 1.)
I remember it was October 6th, 2015 when they revolted. My days as “Colonel Sanders” over, I had been promoted to General. I reclined and stared at the…
The Light
He lay on his air-bed in the bedroom of his otherwise unfurnished apartment, watching his fan oscillate from left to right. The light on the top of the fan was…
The story of my most randomest dream
In the beggining, there was darkness. Nothing existed, darkness consumes all. Darkness reaches into the deepest corners of everywhere and then some. And then…
Plucked
Pedicures are great but I get bored. What do I do to relieve my boredom? I read women’s magazines. I read Elle and Vogue and even Seventeen. I learn the…
Chicken
What’s the point of living, if you don’t take chances? I hit the excellarator and let the car fly. Jackson was a wimp; he wouldn’t last long. He’d probably…
Rumble At The Chick Fil A
All I wanted was a chicken sandwich, a free chicken sandwich. After sorting through all my clothes I finally found an old University of Texas t-shirt so I was…
Mulberry Farm
Soft wind blew through the trees that lined the drive of Mulberry farm stirring a soothing sussuration. To the vet’s surprise though, there was a body lying…