Potty Dis Humor (pt.2)
Unfortunately, my host believed my foolish lie of being out “in a minute”. I really do wish that they’d just left. They could’ve saved me the embarrassment…
Potty Dishumor
There is such a thing as the cathartic poo. After such a bowel movement one might stand and say internally or even aloud, “Why, I feel five pounds lighter…
Universally Respected, According to Custom- Part 2
Astrid bit back screams as she tore through the palace’s hallways looking for a familiar door. Finally, she found it and dove inside, locking the double doors…
Breaches in Etiquette May Lead to Madness
Three rapid knocks sounded again, a little more insistant this time. In the tiled bathroom the sound destroyed what little tranquilty I had left. “Yup. Still…
Do Not Disturb!
In my usual starbucks, I was sitting and writing when Mother Nature knocked. Well she actually started with a light tap- a slight tummy gurgle and a vague…
The Bathroom (of the Library)
As Elshanor stepped into the Library, the floor creaked with the same eerie noise the door had made. Across from the portal there is a door that is out of…
Every House Needs One or More
Rennik acknowledged with a grunt the man at the next urinal. The tile made the noise resound like that of a wild beast in its cave. The man teased with a grin…
Bill Engvall Cameos
“Oh, don’t worry it’s fine.” I nodded my thanks and started for the bathroom. A man with salt and pepper goatee walked along. He approached the alien with a…
There Was, In Fact, A Sign
“Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?” “No, but there’s a sign over there.” I looked toward where he had pointed; there was, in fact, a sign. “Thanks.” I…
The Bathroom Spider
The spider was watching me. Every single time I sat down on the toilet, it was just there. By the time I could get up to squish it and forget about it, it…
Resolutions Amongst the Odors and Vapors
Somewhere between the cacophony of the crowd and the sound of his own heartbeat thundering in his ears, reality melted away in the dingy bathroom. Something…
In The Heat of The Moment
The lights filled the nights skies, filling the dark void with vibrant heart beat in the heat of the night. Detective Garret sat in the parking lot off of the…
Hallucination?
Instead of dragging my time out as long as possible in the hopes of making more money, I hurried through and rushed off the stage with less than half of my…
"Well, He's Gone"
It was some big sales event in some convention center, with used cars at *low low prices*. Mom and Dad were getting a great deal on a van. Boy and Best Friend…
The Writing On The Wall prt. I
Anthony and Claire, So Sexy 92’. Reads the writing on the bathroom wall. Cut to me at age 10, standing up in front my teachers and my mom and my peers proudly…