There Is Something Wrong With The Afterlife
Ever since that day on the operating table, Otto kept having visions of ‘the Great Beyond.’ He spent days in the local library to find out more about what he…
Waiting...
I’ve only worn this dress once before and I do look great in it. I’ll make him wish he never said those things about me. He’ll be begging me to take him back…
Why, Why, Why, Why, WHY, Is The X Factor So Damn Popular?!
It’s The Gong Show‘s fault. It started this whole stupid trend of singing competition reality TV shows... *** I see it this way: The Gong Show begat Pop…
Angry Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, Don’t think that I can’t see through your act. You’re a horrible man. I should sue you! I’d win too! You know how people always say that you have…
Kalyla's A Kickboxer, And She Kicks Butt
I aimed a vicious kick at the bag, managing to get my leg all the way up by my ear. Even the instructor winced when he heard the pounding noise it made. “Um…
Mess of Emotions
I held my breath to steady my breathing. After a few minutes the tears stopped pouring. “No one. It was just a dream, Nathaniel.” I said, much more calmly then…