15 Reasons Why

Reason Number one- You eat cereal dry Reason Number two- You don’t like milk Reason Number three- You tap your fingers, WAY too much. Reason Number four- You have never once had Starbucks. Reason Number five- Xbox and drumming is your life Reason Number six- You can’t boil water Reason Number seven- You don’t read. Reason number eight- It takes you 20 minutes to dry your hair. Reason Number nine- You take French and you’re a guy. Reason Number ten- Glad is in your vocabulary a thousand too many times. Reason Number eleven- Your Facebook status was contrary to our relationship. Reason Number twelve- Text messages don’t count as real conversation. Reason Number thirteen- Playing video games does not count as busy. Reason Number fourteen- You can’t detect falsity. Reason Number fifteen- When you see me, you don’t recognize me.