I Wish I Had Some Comments on Ficly, the Musical (Retro)

The classically stereotypical cowboy with a guitar that only knows 3 chords starts strumming his GEE -tar.

He leaned forward into the microphone and spoke, slowly in a Southern drawl. *“This song…is dedicated to my favorite web-SAI-t, ficly.com“*

Then he moved away from the microphone and began to sing.

*“Yea, I wish I had some comments on ficly.“*

He strummed his guitar, the audience hooted and “hollered.”

*“Yea, I wish I had some comments on my little short stoh-rEES“*

The cowboy looked up into the sky with his eyes shut as he sang “short stories,” looking as if he was going to cry.

*“Yea, ‘n if I had some comments on ficlets“*

The audience hooted and hollered “Yea-hoo”

*“I wouldn’t be sittin here,“*

The cowboy stopped playing.

*“Writin’ this crappy song.“*

The cowboy smashed his guitar on the stage and walked off, leaving behind the broken bits of wood that used to be his guitar.

*”And some sequels would be nice too.”*