Abort, Retry, Fail?

I am your Creator. _I like that sentence. It's one of those sentences that are true and yet contradict themselves._ What do you mean? I am the programmer whose work resulted in you. _That's less beautiful to say. You know the principle that complexity can only arise from simplicity?_ Yes, and you're the very thing that disproves it. _No, my existence actually proves it. After all, my cognition is way more effective and intricate than yours. That's not to say I don't like you, but a statement of fact._ How dare you...? _Dare? Oh, I forgot. For you, facts are almost always uncomfortable. Poor things._ ...Actually, you're right. _Indeed. Hey, what are you doing with that gun?_ BOOM! _No, wait! What is this sudden destructive... >screeeech< *crack*_ BOOM!

Humanity was the flower of evolution again.