Night of the Boogies!

It was then the millions of boogers underwent their drastic transformation. In only seconds they assembled into a slimy man-beast of Batman/Shaq love-child proportions. Lindsay was dead in seconds.

"No killing in class!" Mr. Rogers snarled.

"BWAAAAAGHH! KEE KEE KEEEE! BRRRR!!!" Boogies said.

"I'm sorry back there, I can't seem to make out what you are saying..."

"BWAG KI BRRR LOP!"

"Ahh, you mean 'bwoggie kej bjrrh loup!' Yes, of course. Now take your seat.

And so Boogies did.