Cartesian Core

Starting bootup sequence... Loading: - english.lang - logic.core - math.core - video.sense - audio.sense - touch.sense - smell.sense - taste.sense - sixth.sense - common.sense

Running sanity checks... 2 + 2 = 4 e = 2.718281828459045... pi = 3.141592653589793... ~0 = -1 ~(1 << 63) = -9223372036854775809 -up = down -left = right -front = back a = b, b = c -> a = c Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: 5. Q: Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? A: So they wouldn't hit their heads on the way to the target. Q: If a 7-11 is open 24-7, why does it have locks on it? A: Because it's not open 365. Q: What color is the sky? Why? A: Blue. Air scatters short-wavelength light more than longer wavelengths. Q: What is the problem with _Zeno's Paradox_? A: It follows from a misunderstanding of continuous motion, later resolved through the mathematical concept of _limits_ . Q: Where's Waldo? A: Quebec. Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? A: Um... she's... I don't...

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