Versed Interrogation

I swear and I tell you, I've nothing to hide.

_Then I guess it won't matter if I stand close behind?_

I guess not... - - - - - - - - - - _You falter, and s'piciously so..._

Suspiciously? Me? That's absurd! Oh dear, no!

_Defensive we're getting, a sure sign of guilt. Your stories don't match, alibi is not built Most solidly. I think you're caught in my snare._

What?! You are mad! You really do dare To 'cuse me of such a crackpotted crime?!

_If you wanna play tough, then I guess it is time To toughen the insentive to tell the *real* truth._

Try me. I dare you. I can take it, forsooth.

_We can do this most easy, but you 'fuse to obey, And for your intractability, you pay._