The Captain's Solution

Captain's Log - August 22, 2217

Quiet. So quiet. And peaceful.

Crew problems solved.

No more insubordination from my second.

No more fourth rate food from the cook.

No more insane rants from the engineer.

Oh, sure, they started screaming after I started the self-destruct. But that ended when I had the computer blow all the airlocks. Just me, safe and sound in my cabin.

So quiet. Just waiting for the computer to stop talking.

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