Jesus works overtime

'Jesus' she yelled as she took off down the Street. The curtains parted in several windows as people came to see what the commotion was. 'Just that lady selling those bibles. We bought one yesterday 'member.' Iris said to her husband. 'With lungs like that she should sell a few more,' said her husband. ' Shame they have to stoop that low to sell them though,' said Iris muttering. 'I thought they were not allowed to sell things around this time of night. Something about fair trading practices.'