I Have a Secret

"Guys, I have to tell you: I have a secret."

"Yes, we know all about it. And you know we'll help you get through it."

"Yeah, that's what friends are for."

"No, not _that_ secret. I have another one."

"Oh, really? What is it then?"

"Come on. Tell us!"

"I..."

"Get on with it, mate!"

"I like Twilight."

"..."

"Bloody hell, Harry!"