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_The universe spreading far and wide, a never ending expanse. Infinite boredom. What to do?_ Sigh.

_I know..._

First, God created the Heavens and the Earth. _Now this is more like it. At least there is something to look at! Hmm.. But it's so plain._ Sigh.

Let there be light, and there was. _Voila! Wow! Me, I am good! I'll call this Day, and the other thing, uh, Night. One down..._

And so it went, through the firmament, the waters, the vegetation, seeds bearing their own, stars, etc. and so on until finally, God created Humans.

_Well, whatdoya know? Those are crazy little buggers aren't they._ Sigh.

_What the?! Hey! I thought I told you not to touch that! Fine, then! Here's something for you then, Eve and Adam!_ Sigh.

_You've got to be kidding Me! Can't you people just... Oh for the love of ME!_ Sigh.

_Try a flood this time! Little pieces of.. Okay, I shouldn't lose my cool. Sorry about that one. Here's a rainbow. Won't happen again. Promise._ Sigh.

_Oh! Good Me! Not again!_ Sigh.

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