This Calamitous Vaudeville

Whip _crack_, paddywhack, forced another heart attack!

Mish, mash, slash, cut-- This little pig with a knife in the gut--

You think I have reason? You think I am mad? I revel in treason-- There's blood to be had!

Just quiet your crying It's getting quite shrill-- Just be glad you're a part of This calamitous vaudeville!

No, I don't want your money; Your pleading is tripe! Wasted on unheeding ears.

What, you don't think it's funny? Then you're just not my type-- Time to move on to the biers…

Oh, yes, run away! It's the thrill of the chase! Your screams are dying to be tast-ed!

There's no delay, so quicken your pace; I swear--not a bullet wasted!

Isn't it delightful? Isn't it a thrill? Just be glad that you're a part of This calamitous vaudeville!