She Drives Me Crazy

Good morning. Come in won't you. Please, have a seat.

Ah, thank you. You know, that key of yours really gets me going! Speaking of going... What's it going to be? Drive or Reverse? Ha-ha, Reverse. Of course! Silly me. We wouldn't want to hit the house now would we? No.

By the way. Have I told you that I absolutely adore your lovely brown eyes? The way you look into my rear-view mirror... it's like looking into my soul. Oh, oh sorry. Yes, yes sorry for that stutter. I'm still a little cold, I guess.

Wow, that is one heavy foot you got there! In a bit of a hurry, are you?

HONK! hey HONK! hey cut that out HONK! Hey! I got a blinker, you know. Maybe you should use it? HONK! Look here, sister, lay off it a little huh. HONK! Come on, give me a brake!

_Screeeeeeech_

Don't worry I got you. (seat-belt)

_CRASH_

Here catch! _Boom_ (air-bag)

_BAM_

You okay?

Hey! Who you calling stupid? I did everything you asked me to do. You're the nut behind the wheel. Just get out! I need to let off some steam. _sssssSHHHH_