Three-Word Prompt challenge: Sir, Father, Please

Dear *Father*, *sir*, *Please* wallop me I've misbehaved quite gravely. It's punishment That I deserve And I shall face it bravely.

I took a pint Of fuchsia ink And pour'd it in the fishtank. The fish all Floated casu'lly And made a sound like _Psssh-dank!_

Come wallop me Come knock me down Dear Sir, here is the flogger! I'll take it like a man No tears I'll be a pain live-blogger.

Or, second thought: Please call the nanny The one who's so attractive. I've fancied her For many years. It's time to be more active! ~~~~~~~~~~ I'm sorry for this slightly torrid Shocker of a poem. Some naughty individual typed these words, But _I_ don't know 'em.

IF YOU WISH: Reaver19, I leave you these words: *TOASTER*, *MAGNIFY*, and *WRENCH*