Ukulele fingers.

Wake up, headache.  Shower and aspirin. Feel better. Need music. Break out ukulele.  Strum chord, strum.  Fingers hurt. Need to stop biting nails.  No bandaids, get electrical tape.  Tape ends of fingers.  Ukulele fingers.  Write simple song.  Oops, don't know how to write music.  Write music anyway.  Ravings of a lunatic.  Play song for dog.  Looks at me crossly. Falls asleep again. End music.