So That's What He Looks Like

EXT. TATTERED YMCA - DAY An establishing shot of a city YMCA.

INT. YMCA - DAY An odd bunch audience sit in plastic folding chairs staring up at JED (22, lanky nerd) and CARL (46, stout, ruddy, bald) who wackily loosen their muscles, tongue and head.

CARL Can somebody give us a place?

AUDIENCE Improv class.

JED And an object?

AUDIENCE An audience.

CARL Okay... and an occupation, if you please.

AUDIENCE Improv comedian.

CARL and JED look at each other, eyebrows raised. CARL begins gesticulating wildly and pointing at the audience.

CARL Oh my God, Jed, look at that!

JED What? What?

CARL Can't you see them? We’ve broken the fourth wall!

JED Is that the one that warps us to world 6?

CARL No, you fool, reality and improv have collided!

CARL stares out at the crowd and looks befuddled. He then turns, and stares into the camera, and the rest of the audience follows suit, peering into a hole in space, right at me!

ALL Who's that?

CUT TO: INT - NEIL's DESK

NEIL (shocked) Umm, hello? This is new!